Don Marti (dmarti) wrote,
Don Marti

Equifax letter 1

Mr. Thomas F. Chapman
Equifax Inc.
1550 Peachtree Street
Atlanta, GA 30309

Dear Mr. Chapman:

As you can see from my credit report, I am 34 years old in 2002,
and I began working in 1966, at the illegal age, both mathetically
and child labor-wise, of minus two.

You might want to hire someone who understands basic arithmetic
and the fact that time flows forward, not backward, to check
your company's records. If you'd like to send me a copy of your
company's job ad for this position, I will pass it along to some
qualified computer programmers I know.

I can make sure to find one who has seen that Stephen Hawking
movie, since you seem to have trouble with the time thing.

In the meantime, please remove the inaccurate information about me
me from your company's system.


Donald B. Marti Jr.
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