"Now I'm bitter about Adobe and I have deliberately begun avoiding my lawfully owned products like Photoshop, Acrobat, and InDesign. This was building after I discovered that their secret surveillance software kept crashing my Mac.... In the past, I would stick with Adobe because of their quality. Now I shun them because I'm worried that I'll be abandoned and falsely accused in my hour of need.... The Content Czars seem to think that we're all just a bunch of pirating fiends out here who can't wait to make a copy of something, anything, right away. Hah. I'm just trying to get my job done.